I am a Chihuahua. These are my stories.
Where’s your Gas-X, Petey???
I don’t need no stupid Gas-X. Chi’s have a superior digestive system. I don’t get gas. Sheeesh.
Ya, Ya, I know you take after your aunt Jennifer in this area and she really needs it, so, I belive you do also.
Nuh uh. Aunt jennifer eats too much ketchup, that’s why. And my food has lots of pro…um…pro-bio…oh hell I don’t know the sh*t is, but it helps me not to get gas.
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